The Sasshole

cremechanel:

q’d
body rolling with calum
booty shaking with calum
making scrambled eggs with calum

cremechanel:

q’d

  • body rolling with calum
  • booty shaking with calum
  • making scrambled eggs with calum

(Source: b-l-a-n-c-o-h, via adorable-luxuries)

ladyofanaturalstate:

Scored big at my bookstore yesterday. All these adventures for under $60.

ladyofanaturalstate:

Scored big at my bookstore yesterday. All these adventures for under $60.

(via teacoffeebooks)

(Source: uneviedeprof, via strangelingg)

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via grim-auxilatrix)

djwholesomebreakfast:

autumnseeds:
Anxiety (2013)

adamandium:

omniastudios:

"Arianna" art deco inspired mermaid ring.

Available in brass and sterling silver. Arianna holds an 8mm black or white pearl.

Now available for purchase.

www.omniaoddities.com

Oh my god. I love this so much.

(via guyfierithirdandfinalantichrist)

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

(via guyfierithirdandfinalantichrist)

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

(via guyfierithirdandfinalantichrist)

cinequeen:

cinequeen:

my bff drew uses a typewriter instead of a laptop

but he swears he’s not a hipster

why did a bunch of people just reblog this
I don’t even remember writing this???

this is from like 3 years ago
now-boyfriend Drew is embarrassed